Went to the IG NOBEL lectures today and it was terrific. The talks were hilarious, and the experiments great—like the one where they filled a swimming pool with “mucus like” syrup to see if you could swim faster in syrup or in water, or the experiment that showed locusts scenes from Star Wars to test their reaction to stimuli. The interesting part was that all the experiments were in fact not only funny, but useful. The glob of tar that has dropped nine drops since 1927 was shown (longest running experiment in history). Lots of the stuff was illustrated with films and powerpoint. The story of the homosexual necrophiliac duck and the blackbird that has been banging against a glass window every day since June 2004 was the grand finale . Here’s the program--- all of it can be found on the website of the ignobels:
improbable.com/AGRICULTURAL HISTORY: James Watson of Massey University, New Zealand, for his scholarly study, "The Significance of Mr. Richard Buckley's Exploding Trousers." REFERENCE: "The Significance of Mr. Richard Buckley's Exploding Trousers: Reflections on an Aspect of Technological Change in New Zealand Dairy-Farming between the World Wars," James Watson, Agricultural History, vol. 78, no. 3, Summer 2004, pp. 346-60.
PHYSICS: John Mainstone and the late Thomas Parnell of the University of Queensland, for patiently conducting an experiment that began in the year 1927 -- in which a glob of congealed black tar has been slowly, slowly dripping through a funnel, at a rate of approximately one drop every nine years. REFERENCE: "The Pitch Drop Experiment," B.J. Dalton and T. Parnell, European Journal of Physics, 1984, pp. 198-200.
MEDICINE: Gregg A. Miller of Oak Grove, Missouri, for inventing Neuticles -- artificial replacement testicles for dogs, which are available in three sizes, and three degrees of firmness. REFERENCES: US Patent #5868140,
PEACE: Claire Rind and Peter Simmons of Newcastle University, in the U.K., for monitoring the activity of a brain cell in a locust while that locust was watching selected highlights from the movie "Star Wars." REFERENCE: "Orthopteran DCMD Neuron: A Reevaluation of Responses to Moving Objects. I. Selective Responses to Approaching Objects," F.C. Rind and P.J. Simmons, Journal of Neurophysiology, vol. 68, no. 5, November 1992,
CHEMISTRY: Edward Cussler and Brian Gettelfinger of the University of Minnesota and the University of Wisconsin, for conducting a careful experiment to settle the longstanding scientific question: can people swim faster in syrup or in water? REFERENCE: "Will Humans Swim Faster or Slower in Syrup?" American Institute of Chemical Engineers Journal, Brian Gettelfinger and E. L. Cussler, vol. 50, no. 11, October 2004,
NUTRITION: Dr. Yoshiro Nakamats of Tokyo, Japan, for photographing and retrospectively analyzing every meal he has consumed during a period of 34 years (and counting).
FLUID DYNAMICS: Victor Benno Meyer-Rochow of International University Bremen, Germany and the University of Oulu , Finland; and Jozsef Gal of Loránd Eötvös University, Hungary, for using basic principles of physics to calculate the pressure that builds up inside a penguin, as detailed in their report "Pressures Produced When Penguins Pooh -- Calculations on Avian Defaecation." PUBLISHED IN: Polar Biology, vol. 27, 2003, pp. 56-8.